satitsfied:

foxadhd:

Pickpocketing


how many puppies does that lady have in that bag

satitsfied:

foxadhd:

Pickpocketing

how many puppies does that lady have in that bag

dopematters:

Nailed it!

dopematters:

Nailed it!

basedpidgeot:

robdelaney:

is this real

yes

basedpidgeot:

robdelaney:

is this real

yes

sasukeaesthetic:

doctor: are u sexually active

me: *opens wallet to reveal pictures of all my anime boyfriends*

doctor: nice

thenightlifebeforemingus:

Taylor Swift has dated 14 boys in the last 4 years. If not for the sheer number of boys, this might be unremarkable. But dear reader, look closer: what is 14 divided by 4? 3 and a half. Every year, Taylor Swift dates 3 and a half boys. Where are the other halves, Taylor? It just doesn’t add up.

ask-the-sinisterblade:

"I’ll stay!"
(( based off of strengthinmercy's drabbles… which she has not posted.
why are they so cute together? why is this ship cute? wHY???
thanks clara for making me hop aboard the ship and writing great stuff aND MAKING ME DROWN IN FEELS I JUST CAN’T HANDLE THIS FLUFFY PAIRING H EL P ))
also obligatory tag bc dianamoonfall wants frozen lotus too

ask-the-sinisterblade:

"I’ll stay!"

(( based off of strengthinmercy's drabbles… which she has not posted.

why are they so cute together? why is this ship cute? wHY???

thanks clara for making me hop aboard the ship and writing great stuff aND MAKING ME DROWN IN FEELS I JUST CAN’T HANDLE THIS FLUFFY PAIRING H EL P ))

also obligatory tag bc dianamoonfall wants frozen lotus too

keltbh:

stfu edi it’s funny

nogutsnoglory:

the queen

nogutsnoglory:

the queen